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The only thing I wanted to be more than a doctor was an artist.

 

So I became a writer instead.
 
Now I'm a Texas-born, New England-bred barroom socialite, chronic gambler and former professional student trying to find the right balance between eating too much halal and not doing enough yoga.
 
Contrary to popular belief, the “ua” in my name is not silent.
 
Currently my biggest challenge in life is teaching my puppy the floor is not a bathroom.
 
And yes, I know how to fly airplanes. Sort of. 

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Call me if you want my phone to start quacking.
Email if you want it to whistle.