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The New Yorker
"Caption Contest"
Every Sunday I enter The New Yorker's Cartoon Caption Contest in hopes I'll be crowned This Week's Winner. Here are some of my more recent entries.
"Wait til he gets to the part where they all turn into humans."
"Why is it every time I come see this movie some guy two rows back tries taking my picture?"
"For the six hundred and sixty-sixth time, please stop borrowing our underwear."
"It was a great defense but I think you're in the wrong court."
"See? It's just clickbait!"
"You left your focus pills out again, didn't you?"
"Welp, there goes my last flying f*ck."
"I'm not on catnip, you are."
"I'm just glad we both want to take it slow."
"If that thing melts we're both sunk."
"Now everyone can see you're having a good hare day."
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