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The New Yorker
"Caption Contest"
Every Sunday I enter The New Yorker's Cartoon Caption Contest in hopes I'll be crowned This Week's Winner. Here are some of my more recent entries.
"For the six hundred and sixty-sixth time, please stop borrowing our underwear."
"It was a great defense but I think you're in the wrong court."
"See? It's just clickbait!"
"You left your focus pills out again, didn't you?"
"Welp, there goes my last flying f*ck."
"I'm not on catnip, you are."
"It only happens when I pass gas."
"If that thing melts we're both sunk."
"So do you only date nephophobes or is this a first?"
"Now everyone can see you're having a good hare day."
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